Dear Ah Beng,

Last week, my see gin nah came home with his report card...NA BEH!!! His favourite subject, Ang Moh, got 66.6% nia!

Lim peh see his results liao si beh tu lan! Cane him upside down!

Before his exam, lim peh ask him to study hard for it, he yaya papaya say he confident to get over 80%. Now he get 66.6% nia!

After canning, he still can shoot me back: Papa, newspaper and TV news say hor 66.6% is good liao leh!

How to answer him sia? How to be a good parent now?

The newspaper, TV all teach wrong things. Make me damn kek sim. Now, even Talkingcock.com also say 66.6% is proposed to be A1 now!

Please advise properly...

Angry Lau Gong Kway

Dear Lau Gong Kway,

Lan eh, you kau peh kau bu for what?

Your chewren get 66.6 still quite can, what! B3, leh!

My hia tee kiah here at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society all F9 one. Even moral education also can get F9. Acherly, especially moral education.

With our condemn grades, we cannot become Minister, so to get power we all got no choice but to bribe people, threaten people, that sort of samseng-samseng sort of behaviour.

But if you get 66.6, hwah, can become minister, no need to bribe or threaten people oreddy!

Basically, you must just accept that nowsaday is not like last time. 66.6% is considered boh beh chow, especially if you are a white ‘beh’ (horse).

But nehmine, if you still die-die want your chewren to score better, can join our special tuition centre here at Hoot U, at Geylang Lorong 69. We will teach him a lesson. Donno what lesson yet, lah. But definitely a lesson.

AH BENG